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Twas the night before bitmas

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#1 Setk


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Posted 25 December 2016 - 06:51 AM

Twas the night before bitmas, and all throughout root,

Not a hipster was stirring, nor wearing a boot,

The eggs were hung by the brick blocks with care,

In hopes that Draco Claus (claws?) soon would be there.

The noobs were nestled snug in their awful homes,

While visions of slugs, in their minds would roam,

And sir zombie brains in his shirt, and I in blue cap,

Had just eaten brains, we set up a trap,

When out on the sand, there arose such a clatter, 

I sprang (without jumping, because jumping with swords is... I think you get the idea here...) from my cornerstone to see what was the matter.

Away to the glass blocks, I flew like a flash, 

Killed a dire, with a single slash,

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow block,

I'm sure Asedita would say, that snow really does rock,

When what to my wondering bits did appear,

But a bowl of ramen, and eight mods quite near,

With a little red dragon, so sharp were his jaws,

I knew in a moment, he must be St. Claws.

More rapid than lawyer cats, his mods swiftly came,

And he whistled, and used caps lock, and called them by name:

"Now, black_jack, now, meep, now Toxic and Value!

On, retse, on, Xerp, on sapph and Grim!

To the top of Lunargenta, to the top of Xerp's drinking habit stargate,

Now dash away (on road), dash away, dash away.

*casually skips 30 lines and uses comic sans irresponsibly*

Now I heard him exclaim as he /tele'd out of sight,

"Happy Bitmas to all, and to all a good night!"




Never forget the friends you've made, and the memories you've had.

#2 TheWorldWideGamer



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Posted 25 December 2016 - 07:22 AM

Ooh, I like it! Marry Bitmas everyone! :D



#3 Starmanfan


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Posted 25 December 2016 - 07:29 AM

The night before bitmas 2: Electric Boogaloo

T'was the night before bitmas and all through 8bit,
Not a player was stirring, for they had all quit.
A few players even said, "man this game is s***!"

Dracoclaus wondered, "Should I have given out presents?
Might the players still have something else to resent?
I still have time, maybe it's not too late!
I still have a chance to make 8bitmmo great!"

Claus readied up his sleigh
And was well on his way,
But one player appeared,
to his dismay.

It was Starmanfan, that notorious scrooge!
"My patience for him is no longer huge!"

A sinister thought came to his head.
"He can't be a scrooge as long as he's dead!"

As he was charging at starman, he quickly wimped out.
Scroge or not, killing wasn't what bitmas was about!

Bitmas was truly about friendship and joy,
Not about the items, the gifts or the toys.

Starman had realized what he had done.
Being a scrooge was no longer fun.

Kralereth Starmanfan Font

#4 RobbyZ



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Posted 25 December 2016 - 08:18 AM

Awesome setk :)