Why did my perspiration increase?We are not narrators, we are the game's server hosts/admins.
>kralereth's perspiration increases by 10%
TEXT BASED MUD Game.
#41
Posted 09 February 2015 - 07:08 PM
"I'm just here to watch people die" -TheGreatOnion
"MY SIGT KEY BKORK" -Po2005
"could I end a helping hand?" -Ankos
#42
Posted 09 February 2015 - 07:38 PM
>abt79's perspiration increases 70% because mammoths>Kralereth's perspiration increases by 50% because he doesn't have any idea why
"I'm just here to watch people die" -TheGreatOnion
"MY SIGT KEY BKORK" -Po2005
"could I end a helping hand?" -Ankos
#43
Posted 09 February 2015 - 08:31 PM
Then I throw up on abt because his sweat is disgusting, -60% hygiene (for abt)>abt79's perspiration decreases by 70% because he throws all his sweat at kralereth
"I'm just here to watch people die" -TheGreatOnion
"MY SIGT KEY BKORK" -Po2005
"could I end a helping hand?" -Ankos
#44
Posted 09 February 2015 - 08:52 PM
There's vomit on my sweater already.
his weak arms are mom's spaghetti
#45
Posted 09 February 2015 - 09:04 PM
his weak arms are mom's spaghetti
at least he doesn't ruin art >:(
Never forget the friends you've made, and the memories you've had.
#46
Posted 09 February 2015 - 11:40 PM
And then I kill this thread forever.
I win.
"FURY SUCK A CAR" - Po2005
#47
Posted 10 February 2015 - 02:14 AM
And Pyoro becomes a great hero for slaying the terribleAnd then I kill this thread forever.
I win.
"I'm just here to watch people die" -TheGreatOnion
"MY SIGT KEY BKORK" -Po2005
"could I end a helping hand?" -Ankos
#48
Posted 10 February 2015 - 02:36 AM
Kralereth starts wondering why Madman's parents' car was parked on the porch and not the driveway. Then he realizes it was because Lego was narrating his life.
Spoiler
[/spoiler lol in the end, kral is gonna die.]
Kral.... how did you know me? I'm in heaven for Boss' Sake!
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#49
Posted 10 February 2015 - 02:38 AM
I'm a wizard, duhKral.... how did you know me? I'm in heaven for Boss' Sake!
"I'm just here to watch people die" -TheGreatOnion
"MY SIGT KEY BKORK" -Po2005
"could I end a helping hand?" -Ankos
#50
Posted 10 February 2015 - 02:47 AM
I'm a wizard, duh
you cant actually do any magic...
#51
Posted 10 February 2015 - 02:56 AM
you cant actually do any magic...
remarked madman in-game
-5 SE for kral.
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#52
Posted 10 February 2015 - 03:01 AM
Kralereth is not affected by madman's remark so no SE loss for meremarked madman in-game
-5 SE for kral.
"I'm just here to watch people die" -TheGreatOnion
"MY SIGT KEY BKORK" -Po2005
"could I end a helping hand?" -Ankos
#53
Posted 10 February 2015 - 03:05 AM
Kralereth is not affected by madman's remark so no SE loss for me
OI! I'm the narrator. I do whatever I want. I could even make you pee your pants at a click!
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#54
Posted 10 February 2015 - 03:11 AM
Kralereth quits the MUD game because he can see Lego getting a god complexOI! I'm the narrator. I do whatever I want. I could even make you pee your pants at a click!
"I'm just here to watch people die" -TheGreatOnion
"MY SIGT KEY BKORK" -Po2005
"could I end a helping hand?" -Ankos
#55
Posted 10 February 2015 - 03:12 AM
Kralereth quits the MUD game because he can see Lego getting a god complex
.... Can we just return?
kral is raging at some camping noob (who was madman, which is a coincidence) in some FPS game that was 90% off in steam.
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#56
Posted 10 February 2015 - 04:46 AM
I was serious about leaving the MUD game, I'm out, unless you un-make me a hipster, also why do you think I'm a hipster? I am seriously confused about that.... Can we just return?
kral is raging at some camping noob (who was madman, which is a coincidence) in some FPS game that was 90% off in steam.
"I'm just here to watch people die" -TheGreatOnion
"MY SIGT KEY BKORK" -Po2005
"could I end a helping hand?" -Ankos
#57
Posted 10 February 2015 - 09:23 AM
I was serious about leaving the MUD game, I'm out, unless you un-make me a hipster, also why do you think I'm a hipster? I am seriously confused about that
Um... let me get to that. Plus are you sure? It's like going through puberty/emo life, but in a day. I'll send a file to god.
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#58
Posted 10 February 2015 - 01:10 PM
And then I kill this thread forever.
I win.
`sudo killall text-based-mud-game`
#59
Posted 10 February 2015 - 03:13 PM
AlrightUm... let me get to that. Plus are you sure? It's like going through puberty/emo life, but in a day. I'll send a file to god.
I lock myself in a steel cage until I un-become a hipster and have my gargoyles bring me food and water
"I'm just here to watch people die" -TheGreatOnion
"MY SIGT KEY BKORK" -Po2005
"could I end a helping hand?" -Ankos
#60
Posted 10 February 2015 - 11:03 PM
1. My house was locked>abt79 starts throwing rocks at the hipster
-10hp
2. Rocks wouldn't do 10 damage
3. Even if you could get in my gargoyles would immediately smell you (specifically the vomit on your sweater) and throw you out the window
"I'm just here to watch people die" -TheGreatOnion
"MY SIGT KEY BKORK" -Po2005
"could I end a helping hand?" -Ankos