I thought and got inspiration from Cpt.Sparklez that we could add Gods. The two biggies are Sim9 and Kronos. Pick your side, build sacrifices, whatever. Make the story.
-Xerp, the God of Fortune
-Sage, the god of Balance
-Trolololo, the god of mischief. (You said you LOVED to spawn-camp.)
-Chaos, the god of Chaos (I know he ain't coming back but, still.)