SINCE WHEN DID BEING UNDER 18 (or 21) SLOW ANYONE ELSE DOWN! If you want a drink your gonna go and get one regardless! (blatantly bad example, KIDS don't LISTEN to this loony! Be sensible stay indoors!)
Also thank Kyros (like the 1st post told me to)! I think you should get drunk, then drink 8bit mmo coffee's to hyper up, and then build a sky bridge above your town and then stalk visitors, build walls around them (so kinda like afk trapping them) and then leaving the only ways out littered with turrets! Or Spikes...
Can confirm.
Alcohol makes everything better.