In Loving Memory of Tutorial Zombie
Hello all, sad day indeed. Our beloved Tutorial Zombie has left us, to go onto the other side. Why? I have no reason why. Bad things like this just happen.
Loving Memories: He always hated cats, especially LawyerCats. Meep42: "He hated the hell out of those cats." He sent 85000 players to kill LawyerCats. Many which succeeded in massively killing them, destroying their homes, and even torturing them. Zloc6: "I always loved looking at that crooked-ass smile on his face after I brutally murder 27 cats."
Bad Memories: He had none. Except if you consider the Great Cat vs. Tutorial Zombie War a bad memory, then he always stayed in Origin or Root smiling about people killing cats. Some say he stole all of the gold from Sim9 himself.
Questionable Death: Many believe his death was not of tutorial related purposes, but a homicide! Many cats hated him, wanting him dead, I and many other believe that it was a homicide. Grim Master Death: "There's something up with the cats at The Zoo today, they have Zombie blood on them... Cats don't eat zombies!"
Many people believe the cats somehow went passed the water force-field and killed him.
kjh787: "My force-field is impenetrable nothing could get through it!"
I went to question RobbyZ about the death. He was also acting very suspicious, noticing he wasn't drunk, I knew that giving him a couple gallons of Vodka would help him go back into his normal state. He was still shaken up, I knew it, not enough alcohol. I gave him Bourbon and Rum. After 5 hours of him guzzling alcohol like a F-750 truck diesel guzzles diesel, he was his old self. Saying that all of last night was a blur. I then asked Draco, which knew of nothing because of his blindness that struck upon him, he said that he did hear cats in the middle of the night with his super hearing. Glancing over, I noticed there was blood in the sand. What I saw next surprised me, blood in the water.
I spammed the server "I KNEW IT" from my discovery that it wasn't just blood, but Tutorial Zombie's blood!
The whole server went to a stand-still. We was all shocked, Detective Sage comes to the crime scene. "What seems to be the problem?"
Looking at sage, I say with a smart-ass remark, "What do you think the problem is? Tutorial zombie was murdered!!!"
He then uses his Great Sage powers, A.K.A hacks, to trace the possible location. His name was Bob. Bob the LawyerCat located at -163,222 on =65.
Thank you, this was part one of a story I decided to make. Please comment if you want to be in the story, most likely if I talk to you, you will be. I will only do this when I'm bored and have nothing else to do. Also, Zloc6. Could you help me a little with the story to make it like some of the few you had?
Also, please comment if I need to change/add/subtract anything from the story. And please tell me if you liked it and PM me some ideas if you want to.