Made and Tested By Beta Corp.
From the people who brought the world's FIRST OFFLINE SHOPPING MALL: We bring the world's first Slot Machine!
We make them from the Highest Quality Random Code Strings and plastic!
Hiring REQUIRED. PLEASE ASK ME [OR BETA IF HE FEELS LIKE IT] IF YOU WANT A JOB. YOU WILL BE GIVEN A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF THE DAYS WORK. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS BRING PEOPLE AND OPERATE THE SLOT MACHINE