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[madman]

If all the reviews resetted I would be happy, because damn, all these reviews were like made in 2013, they don't even see the full game now. They won't even bother.

 

Also. They have 0.1hours played. That's like 6 minutes.

most of em get into the game and just go like: WTF IS UP WITH THESE GRAPHIC, I WAS NEVER TOLD IT WOULD BE BAD GRAPHIX (cough the name is 8BIT mmo) and then they quit and make a bad review OR they survive till the hipster quest and they rage quit cuz they are like: WTF HIPSTERS ARE SO HARD TO KILL THATS IT **** THIS GAME" and they go make a negative review like: hipsters too hard, nerf plz also graphics are bad

[madman]

I once wandered the hipster dungeon swordless. I only got hit 2 times and I reached the rewardblock.

Can't be THAT hard if I got to the block swordless and only hit 2 times, huh?

yeah but the noobs want to kill the hipsters and its actually not hard cuz u jsut keep running but noobs will be noobs and they just have to kill all the mobs

[RobbyZ]

They also forget to upgrade their sword, even though there's a sign right next to the respawn pad reminding them to do so

[The Blood Rose Alchemist]

They also forget to upgrade their sword, even though there's a sign right next to the respawn pad reminding them to do so

Maybe make neon lights everywhere on the screen to point to the shop key on the on-screen keyboard pointing to h and then pointing the shop and weapons? Hm.... nah, they'll never see it.

[Kralereth]

I just went through a ton of steam reviews. Nothing appeares to be thought out for more than 20 seconds. They were all either "I think this game is great 10/10" or "This game sucks don't play it 0/10" I also saw one guy say "This game is absolutely awful I want my money back and I didn't even spend money"... If I was emailed those reviews I would mark them as spam.

[Xerp]

i reviewed this game once i think. Anyways you are either going to love or hate 8bitmmo that's a fact.. no getting around it... the people that don't have the 1 day to a week of patience to run around, meet the community and explore what 8bit has to offer are never going to like it... you don't want them in the game anyways seeing as 8bit is a community driven player built game and economy.. the ones that give it the bad reviews are like omg TARDIS YAY!.... WTHeck! HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS DOOR AT REWT!?.... WHAR ZOMBIE??!?... or their like.... pfft! TARDIS WTHeck?.. K im dun bai... The ones who seem to make it past that stage and can read the tutorial npcs directions and complete them and make it out of that door at root obviously have the potential to be part of the game in my opinion.. after they've made it outside of the door at root then i could see whether they might have an opinion but id highly encourage them to go exploring the wild first.. i think i rambled there... don't know what i'm talking about... hm...just k.... >.>