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[Dragonslayerwei]

Title says it all, please post the funniest joke you know! It can be any eg. Yo mama, knock knock or just a plain ok' joke. The first joke that makes me laugh audibly gets a pedo bear seal of approval. Ok I will start off with a joke:

Madman is very cool. (Haha just messing with ya)

[Zooty]

[The Blood Rose Alchemist]

Does not make any sense nor was it funny. Here are too (no pun intended) funny ones.

Why was Ganon afraid of the internet?

Because there was too many Links!

 

Yo mama so poor, she couldn't even afford to pay ATTENTION!

[SneakySneakers]

Another crappy thread?

 

 

 

Dragonslayer

[Zooty]

Another crappy thread?

 

 

 

Dragonslayer

>dat image quality

[madman]

Another crappy thread?

 

 

 

Dragonslayer

i agree, another useless thread like the meme ones, and i like the pun

[Dragonslayerwei]

i agree, another useless thread like the meme ones, and i like the pun

its funny because you are saying it. Cough cough hypocrite cough cough

[madman]

its funny because you are saying it. Cough cough hypocrite cough cough

as far as i remember i have never made a thread about gif's, meme's, jokes, funny pictures or anything in that sort.

[Dragonslayerwei]

as far as i remember i have never made a thread about gif's, meme's, jokes, funny pictures or anything in that sort.

ok I don't wanna start a fight or something but I think your 1200 posts tell us something about you

[madman]

ok I don't wanna start a fight or something but I think your 1200 posts tell us something about you

go say that to scratso as well, anyway just to be on topic here is a very funny (not) pun
P1:did you hear about the guy who's left side of his body was amputated?

p2: no how is he?

P1: well i hear he is all right now.

[The Blood Rose Alchemist]

go say that to scratso as well, anyway just to be on topic here is a very funny (not) pun
P1:did you hear about the guy who's left side of his body was amputated?

p2: no how is he?

P1: well i hear he is all right now.

3 Guys went to a bar. The third one ducked.

 

Why did a golfer bring a extra pair of pants?
In case he got a 'hole' in one!

[wherethedrumsat]

Does not make any sense nor was it funny. Here are too (no pun intended) funny ones.

Why was Ganon afraid of the internet?

Because there was too many Links!

 

Yo mama so poor, she couldn't even afford to pay ATTENTION!

those jokes suck, please dont call some one else's jokes bad unless you actually have good ones.

[madman]

those jokes suck, please dont call some one else's jokes bad unless you actually have good ones.

at least he was on topic and did jokes

another joke: whats something similar between a marriage and a tornado?

a: at first there is a lot of blowing and sucking then BOOM! ur house is gone

[Zooty]

at least he was on topic and did jokes
another joke: whats something similar between a marriage and a tornado?
a: at first there is a lot of blowing and sucking then BOOM! ur house is gone

despite the name

you shouldn't blow

 

please

[asedita1]

despite the name

you shouldn't blow

 

please

this sounds experience based...

[The Blood Rose Alchemist]

Yo mama so STUPID, SHE TRIED TO DROWN A FISH!

[Zooty]

this sounds experience based...

 

sadly yes

 

 

 

[The Blood Rose Alchemist]

sadly yes

 

 

 

Excuse me Sir/Madam, but I'll have to excuse you to outside as that post is invalid. it's not even a joke. I bet Cyanide And Happiness is better.

P.S Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
P.P.S To get to the Birds-Eye Shop!

[wherethedrumsat]

Excuse me Sir/Madam, but I'll have to excuse you to outside as that post is invalid. it's not even a joke. I bet Cyanide And Happiness is better.

P.S Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
P.P.S To get to the Birds-Eye Shop!

doode video's can be jokes too. 

#video equality 

[kkfenix]

proceed posting random stuff