princess zooty, a stone cold gangsta
Posted 09 March 2014 - 01:53 AM
quick, it's 2AM, the mods are asleep! post boring jokes!
Your mother is so overweight, her body mass index does not fit in a 32 bit signed integer.
Your mother is so big she has smaller fat mothers orbiting her waistline.
Your mother is so incredibly large she needs her own inertia dampeners.
That's all I have (luckily).
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Posted 09 March 2014 - 03:44 AM
I thought it was because MURICANS couldn't spell back in those days! Word like colours!
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Posted 09 March 2014 - 06:52 AM
We still appreciate the Queen, and we queue like crazy.
........ I couldn't care less for the queen
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Posted 09 March 2014 - 06:54 AM
U wot m8?
Kyro don't start talking jibberish like the others
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Lord of the Dark, Cold and Sorcery.
Posted 09 March 2014 - 10:22 AM
Queens job:It doesn't matter in which country you push into the queue, it's always wrong.
She's just an excuse for a day off work.
Who doesn't love that?
Asked for 'sweggiest dawg around'. Ended up with this.
Posted 09 March 2014 - 05:22 PM
shrek is love
shrek is life
#DankClan
Posted 09 March 2014 - 11:14 PM
Because they weren't good enough to be British.
Americans are like level 10 wizards, Canadians are level 60 wizards and we're level 99.
And America's army is like Level Infinity Wizards, and Britain's army is that wizard who stays next to the level infinity wizard for more party XP.
Lord of the Dark, Cold and Sorcery.
Posted 09 March 2014 - 11:23 PM
ah, but the Irish get a sweet deal from itAnd America's army is like Level Infinity Wizards, and Britain's army is that wizard who stays next to the level infinity wizard for more party XP.
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Posted 10 March 2014 - 09:40 PM
If I recall UK always does pretty well in the rowing Olympics. Though you gotta be a posh kid for that...
UK did well in ww2 on the navy + air front too. Just sucked on land XD but then again everyone except the germans sucked when it came to ground!
Oh, plus if I recall UK had radio and radar on the table. Some pretty good developments that came in handy. Just the whole war thing killed the economy.
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Posted 10 March 2014 - 10:07 PM
USA has aircraft carriers....
Serbia has (quite) cheap cannons that take down 1.8 billion dollar planes. :3
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Posted 10 March 2014 - 10:12 PM
This reminds me SO MUCH of realm of the mad god.......
That's where I got the reference from.
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Posted 10 March 2014 - 11:08 PM
Pity you can't technically be off-topic in General Chat. Though it probably is, now two mods have joined 
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best master yi
Posted 11 March 2014 - 07:02 AM
WHOOT I'M from NZ and were changing our flag (maybe) so it dosn't have the union jack on it anymore whoop
Let's go bomb some dodongos
Posted 12 March 2014 - 06:42 AM
One of the descendants of King Bill Clinton.
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Posted 12 March 2014 - 06:54 AM
not sure if intentional or spelling mistake...U wot m9
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Posted 12 March 2014 - 02:18 PM
You don't need to be posh to ride in a boat.
Ahhh we don't need you anyway >
but you can stay if you want, please?
But to learn to ride a boat early you gotta get into a school with a river A bath tub just isn't quite the same!
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Is actually Zolda
Posted 13 March 2014 - 03:05 AM
Canada can suck sometimes honestly, some of the people here annoy me too, the ones who say okay like, "okaiiiiiiiii," make me wanna nuke canada sometimes.
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Posted 16 March 2014 - 05:37 PM
M9 du u evn lft?
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