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[SneakySneakers]

Welcome to 8bit Farming Simulator! Ever wanted to murder cats, hipsters, slugs and a whole TWO kinds of video game reviewers for money? Now that dream comes true! Welcome, to the 8BIT FARMING SIMULATOR! Kill up to FIVE mobs in a world made from PLAYER MADE STRUCTURES AND BIOMES!! (or the default brown floor). If you want to build as well, you need to make some MONEY by farming mobs! You ALSO gain EXPERIENCE from slaughtering them! If you slay enough, you LEVEL UP! Leveling up makes your health increase by 3 and you can buy MORE BLOCKS! Watch out though: the mobs as well as other players ATTACK YOU! If they land a successfull attack enough times, you DIE!!! You will then respawn at the desert called ROOT! go to a place where you can farm and continue your money making!

You can also buy PLATINUM with PLATINUM PACKS! You can buy special items like TELEPORTERS and TOWN STONES with them! Have fun farming for the rest of your indie gaming life!

 

REVIEWS:

 

PERFECT GAME! 10/10! -machine gun cinema (machinima)

UUUUH! SEXEH! 5/5! -IGNorant (IGN)

TOP SHELF! 11/10! -Electric Game Stalker (gamespy)

THIS GAME GETS AN OFFICIAL STANDBIRDMINT RATING OF A 10/10! -standbirdmint (stanburdman)

100/100! -Knight Point (metascore)

[RobbyZ]

SOLD.

 

[SneakySneakers]

SOLD.

 

And now for my EA based money-addicted plan... "pushes release the game button"

[kkfenix]

Welcome to 8bit Farming Simulator! Ever wanted to murder cats, hipsters, slugs and a whole TWO kinds of video game reviewers for money? Now that dream comes true! Welcome, to the 8BIT FARMING SIMULATOR! Kill up to FIVE mobs in a world made from PLAYER MADE STRUCTURES AND BIOMES!! (or the default brown floor). If you want to build as well, you need to make some MONEY by farming mobs! You ALSO gain EXPERIENCE from slaughtering them! If you slay enough, you LEVEL UP! Leveling up makes your health increase by 3 ad you can buy MORE BLOCKS! Watch out though: the mobs as well as other players ATTACK YOU! If they land a successfull attack enough times, you DIE!!! You will then respawn at the desert called ROOT! go to a place where you can farm and continue your money making!

You can also buy PLATINUM with PLATINUM PACKS! You can buy special items like TELEPORTERS and TOWN STONES with them! Have fun farming for the rest of your indie gaming life!

 

REVIEWS:

 

PERFECT GAME! 10/10! -machine gun cinema (machinima)

UUUUH! SEXEH! 5/5! -IGNorant (IGN)

TOP SHELF! 11/10! -Electric Game Stalker (gamespy)

THIS GAME GETS AN OFFICIAL STANDBIRDMINT RATING OF A 10/10! -standbirdmint (stanburdman)

100/100! -Knight Point (metascore)

NEW REVIEWS:

 

Very manly! SAXTON HAAAAAAALEEEEE! 5/5 - Saxton Hale

HULK SMASH! 6/4 - THE Hulk

Quite fine 10/10 - The british gentlman

Mesa like dis. 5/5 - Jar Jar Binks

Beep beep boop beep 11/10 - R2D2

[Δ§Δ§IN Zloc]

New Title - "8bitmmo for Dummies" 

[Wulf]

Best description of the game ever. 10/10

 

Wulf. LTD.

[kkfenix]

Astounding-10/10

Cool-10/10

AMAZING OMG HOW U DO THIS?-10.1/10

mmmm could be better 6/9

Great Game 10/10

Wow this sounds alot like this 8bitmmo game i play 10/10

 

6/9?

[TemarioZz]

it'll be cool