Jump to content


Photo

Going to bed.

Zloc6 8bitmmo Funny & Spoof

This topic has been archived. This means that you cannot reply to this topic.
6 replies to this topic

#1 Δ§Δ§IN Zloc

Δ§Δ§IN Zloc

    Greatest Δ§Δ§|N

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 294 posts

Posted 16 August 2013 - 12:36 AM

Going to Bed

You wouldn't think I would waste a topic now would I? The Novel, "Going to Bed" is a story about a young man's life and thoughts as he rides along the world of 8bitmmo. Everything in this book is true and are actual events. The young man, Zloc6, has gone throughout many conflicts as he wrote his book: 

The Life of The Known Assassin. As he is almost ready to settle down his pen and let his gold and platinum swallow him, his mind senses the touch of something missing and he quickly writes again, in a humorous was rather. Enjoy . . 

 

August 15

Well it's been a tough day for me today. This morning I fought a Game Reviewer and a Dire Game Reviewer at Psy's dungeon. Why would an officer put a sign saying I can't go into a place and not even be there to guard it? Do you know how long it took for them to call my number? So, I continued and got to the fighting part. And one of the "GR's" hit me. Actually, he scratched me. After being him up some more and stabbing his eyes out, I thought of him scratching me. I looked at my scar and thought of a male having scratching as its form of attack. Well, anyways whatever it is about, I recommend him meeting Bruce Willis and see what he thinks about that. And I went to the Zoo today, and inside the Hipster crap was horrible. I think their mode of attack should be stench because they put a show on tonight! Well, at the end of it, I'm going to bed .. alone. My girlfriend left me after she realized I was trying to kill her in her sleep as I kept on putting water blocks on her. It ended well :D

 

August 16

So I was talking to this kid named Trololo (what a name) and it turns out that he has a record. I didn't take it to easy actually. You may think I took it to harsh on him, but I think knocking him out with a brick block and throwing him to the center of KJH's maze was not that bad. Oh, and letting a Dire in there. I sure hope he got out of there alive. And at o'1900, I think I saw Grim behind one of those abandoned houses. He has holding a scythe in his hand and smashing on the floor. It then turned out that it was Toiletduckpaper he was smashing it on through.I just let, unwilling to question. And now I feel tired, so I'm going to get some sleep and hope I wake up just in time when the Gold Cycle resets. :|  :|  :|  


Edited by †hΣ Zloc6, 16 August 2013 - 10:23 PM.

Highlight my Signature to see it! 

Good work Assassin. But I'm still better than you at being it. Try to top my "signature skills" with one of your own. 

I'M THE AUTHOR OF 8BITMMO, and the best Assassin around who was the first one actually jumped over spikes by kicking off a wall, YEP. I'm serious! 

ezio_pixelart___animated_by_growlitheappAlso be sure to check out my Info Guide: 8bitmmo: Stuff To Know (All you need to know about 8bitmmo!)


#2 Trololo

Trololo

    #DankClan

  • Moderators
  • 713 posts

Posted 16 August 2013 - 12:37 AM

This is AMAZING    *since it must be so amazing about making new accounts people going to bed should be jaw-dropping comedy.

 

 

Just playing with ya pp2  tell me if you don't like this


UQ6ffjO.png


ai5w06T.pngai5w06T.pngai5w06T.png


#3 Δ§Δ§IN Zloc

Δ§Δ§IN Zloc

    Greatest Δ§Δ§|N

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 294 posts

Posted 16 August 2013 - 12:40 AM

Lol, just imagine RobbyZ waking up next morning and having a dead face when he sees I made a topic about going to bed.  :lol!:


Highlight my Signature to see it! 

Good work Assassin. But I'm still better than you at being it. Try to top my "signature skills" with one of your own. 

I'M THE AUTHOR OF 8BITMMO, and the best Assassin around who was the first one actually jumped over spikes by kicking off a wall, YEP. I'm serious! 

ezio_pixelart___animated_by_growlitheappAlso be sure to check out my Info Guide: 8bitmmo: Stuff To Know (All you need to know about 8bitmmo!)


#4 Trololo

Trololo

    #DankClan

  • Moderators
  • 713 posts

Posted 16 August 2013 - 12:42 AM

Sim:   *about to sleep......   *sees the topic        X_X      your nighttime must be so important


UQ6ffjO.png


ai5w06T.pngai5w06T.pngai5w06T.png


#5 Δ§Δ§IN Zloc

Δ§Δ§IN Zloc

    Greatest Δ§Δ§|N

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 294 posts

Posted 16 August 2013 - 12:43 AM

Sim:   *about to sleep......   *sees the topic        X_X      your nighttime must be so important

Lmao. That would be the best prank ever. 


Highlight my Signature to see it! 

Good work Assassin. But I'm still better than you at being it. Try to top my "signature skills" with one of your own. 

I'M THE AUTHOR OF 8BITMMO, and the best Assassin around who was the first one actually jumped over spikes by kicking off a wall, YEP. I'm serious! 

ezio_pixelart___animated_by_growlitheappAlso be sure to check out my Info Guide: 8bitmmo: Stuff To Know (All you need to know about 8bitmmo!)


#6 Trololo

Trololo

    #DankClan

  • Moderators
  • 713 posts

Posted 16 August 2013 - 12:43 AM

Ikr


UQ6ffjO.png


ai5w06T.pngai5w06T.pngai5w06T.png


#7 Trololo

Trololo

    #DankClan

  • Moderators
  • 713 posts

Posted 16 August 2013 - 12:46 AM

http://forums.8bitmm...97-well-im-off/

 

 

Lol ^^^


UQ6ffjO.png


ai5w06T.pngai5w06T.pngai5w06T.png